If you think you're the only one who's lonely, think again.
Ol' Lonely(R), the Maytag Repairman, has been waiting patiently by the phone since 1967, hoping some consumer would call for his help - but of course no one ever has, because Maytag's appliances are so darned reliable.
That's 35 years of being lonely.
To determine whether you're among the truly lonely, listen to the voice of experience. Here are the Maytag Repairman's "Top 10 Signs That You're Lonely:"
1. Your back goes out more than you do
2. You talk to yourself, but even you don't listen
3. You call the IRS and ask to be audited
4. You've converted every measurement in your home to the metric system
5. You look forward to visits from door-to-door salespeople
6. Your imaginary friends don't want anything to do with you
7. You call telemarketers to let them know you're home
8. You look forward to renewing your driver's license
9. You can twirl pencils in each hand better than a state fair baton champion
10. You've actually read your life insurance policy
If you're looking for ways to fend off loneliness, visit www.Maytag.com to obtain a free Maytag Men screensaver. It'll remind you that you're not the only one who's lonely this summer.
Courtesy of ARA Content
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